Sunday, March 29, 2009

BBB post causes fatality off Borean coast

Popular druid tank blogger Big Bear Butt was the cause of a fatality this afternoon, about 10 miles off the southern coast of Borean Tundra. Undead deathknight Tehrawreyes had just mounted her Steed when, after tabbing out of the world to check her Reader, she noticed an intriguing title.

"I just had to know what he meant!" she exclaimed. Who could have possibly had the chutzpah to accuse BBB of slacking? I mean, seriously?"

The gargling Undead death-rattle .wav brought her back to the game, just in time to see her dead body dismount and fall into the ocean - far to the south of her intended destination.

"Yah, I was just so absorbed in that post, I totally forgot I was on my own mount and not the Air Taxi's Wyvern," Tehrawr giggled. "Lucky for me - I just took the Spirit Rez and it popped me right at the Kalu'ak guy I needed to turn my quest in to! It's like I planned it!"

In other news, an unguilded Night Elf Hunter is looking for 2 tanks and 3 healers for a fresh Naxx 10 run; he states that achievements will be checked against the Armory and that only geared and experienced players need apply.


Syrana said...

Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one that occasionally forgets that I'm auto-flying, but not on a flight path!

And hmm, and does he really know what achievements will accurately tell him players are experienced and geared to go?

Anonymous said...

lol... That's hilarious- 5 DPS looking for 2 tanks and 3 healers, and being tools about it :D

I hope you went just for the entertainment!